Craig's Cinematic Critique: CRAIG'S 100 MOVIE VILLAINS - 100

Muhwahahahaha! Welcome to the 100 to 51 section of my all time Villains list! After playing the good guy before, it is now the turn of the bad guys to dominate this blog and again there are plenty of strong nasty characters to boo and hiss at. From animals and terrorists to corrupted men and gangsters, this list will be tonight's entertainment!

#100. RED QUEEN (HELENA BONHAM CARTER)

ALICE IN WONDERLAND - 2010

“How would you like to have your head hacked off?”

#99. MORTWELL (MICHAEL CAINE)

MONA LISA - 1986

“Look at this tart. What did you do it for George? l mean look at her. It’s all right I'm not going to hurt ya, your pimp will do that for me”

#98. TONY WENDICE (RAY MILLAND)

DIAL M FOR MURDER - 1954

“People don't commit murder on credit”

#97. HEDLEY LAMARR (HARVEY KORMAN)

BLAZING SADDLES - 1974

“Shut up, you Teutonic twat”

#96. CHILD CATCHER (ROBERT HELPMANN)

CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG - 1968

“There are children here somewhere. I can smell them”

#95. BARBARA COVETT (JUDI DENCH)

NOTES ON A SCANDAL - 2006

“And then I realised my fury had blinded me. There was a magnificent opportunity here. With stealth, I might secure the prize long-term, forever in my debt. I could gain everything by doing nothing”

#94. HENRY F. POTTER (LIONEL BARRYMORE)

IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE - 1946

“Look at you. You used to be so cocky. You were going to go out and conquer the world. You once called me "a warped, frustrated, old man!" What are you but a warped, frustrated young man?”

#93. BEGBIE (ROBERT CARLYLE)

TRAINSPOTTING - 1996

“Well, this is a good fucking laugh, ain't it? You sweat that shite out of your system. 'Cause if I come back and it's still here I'll fucking kick it out. Okay? ”

#92. ROBERT RUSK (BARRY FOSTER)

FRENZY - 1972

“I don't know if you know it, Babs, but you're my type of woman”

#91. LITTLE BILL DAGGETT (GENE HACKMAN)

UNFORGIVEN - 1992

“All right, gentlemen. He's got one barrel left. When he fires that, take out your pistols, and shoot him down like the mangy scoundrel he is! ”

#90. CHARLES MUNTZ (CHRISTOPHER PLUMMER)

UP - 2009

“You know Carl, these people who come here, they all tell pretty good stories. A surveyor making a map. A botanist cataloging plants. An old man taking his house to Paradise Falls, and that's the best one yet. I can't wait to hear how it ends.”

#89. SCORPIO KILLER (ANDREW ROBINSON)

DIRTY HARRY - 1971

“Stupid kid! Come on sing everyone! Sing or I'll go home and kill all your mommies, sing, sing”

#88. LORD FARQUAAD (JOHN LITHGOW)

SHREK - 2001

“Now really, it's rude enough being alive when no one wants you, but showing up uninvited to a wedding?”

#87. SZELL (LAURENCE OLIVIER)

MARATHON MAN - 1976

“Is it safe?”

#86. LOTSO (NED BEATTY)

TOY STORY 3 - 2010

“Where's your kid now, Sheriff?”

#85. WILLIAM FOSTER (MICHAEL DOUGLAS)

FALLING DOWN - 1993

“Did you know, Beth, that in some South American countries it's still legal to kill your wife if she insults you? ”

#84. ARJEN RUDD (JOSS ACKLAND)

LETHAL WEAPON 2 - 1989

“You see, my dear, the policies of our government are not very popular in this country. And the police force in this city is *overrun* with blacks.”

#83. UNCLE CHARLIE OAKLEY (JOSEPH COTTEN)

SHADOW OF A DOUBT - 1943

“You think you know something, don't you? You think you're the clever little girl who knows something. There's so much you don't know, so much. What do you know, really?”

#82. CLARENCE J. BODDICKER (KURTWOOD SMITH)

ROBOCOP - 1987

“See, I got this problem. Cops don't like me. So I don't like cops”

#81. JOHNNY FRIENDLY (LEE J. COBB)

ON THE WATERFRONT - 1954

“You want 'im?! You can have 'im. The little rat's yours.”

#80. HARRY (RALPH FIENNES)

IN BRUGES - 2008

“I do want the guy dead, I want him fucking crucified but it don't change the fact that he stitched you up like a blind little gay boy, does it? ”

#79. SHERE KHAN (GEORGE SANDERS)

THE JUNGLE BOOK - 1967

“Now, I'm going to close my eyes and count to ten. It makes the chase more interesting... for me.”

#78. MITCH LEARY (JOHN MALKOVICH)

IN THE LINE OF FIRE - 1993

“I have a rendezvous with death, and so does the President, and so do you if you get too close”

#77. LONGSHANKS (PATRICK MCGOOHAN)

BRAVEHEART - 1995

“Bring me Wallace. Alive if possible, dead... just as good”

#76. PROFESSOR RATIGAN (VINCENT PRICE)

BASIL, THE GREAT MOUSE DETECTIVE - 1985

“Item 96: A heavy tax shall be levied against all parasites and spongers, such as the elderly, the infirm, and especially little children”

#75. FRANK COSTELLO (JACK NICHOLSON)

THE DEPARTED - 2006

“For his own good, tell Bruce Lee and the Karate Kids none of us are carrying automatic weapons. Because here - in this country... it don't add inches to your dick. You get a life sentence for it”

#74. BABY JANE HUDSON (BETTE DAVIS)

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BABY JANE? - 1962

“Blanche, you aren't ever gonna sell this house... and you aren't ever gonna leave it... either”

#73. HAN (KIEN SHIH)

ENTER THE DRAGON - 1973

“The battle with the guards was magnificent. Your skill is extraordinary. And I was going to ask you to join us”

#72. ANGEL EYES (LEE VAN CLEEF)

THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY - 1966

“Oh I almost forgot. He paid me a thousand. I think his idea was that I kill you. But you know the pity is when I'm paid, I always follow my job through. You know that”

#71. IMHOTEP (ARNOLD VOSLOO)

THE MUMMY - 1999

“The sands of time have already begun to pour against you”

#70. CAL HOCKLEY (BILLY ZANE)

TITANIC - 1997

“Where are you going? To him? To be a whore to a gutter rat? ”

#69. NORMAN OSBOURNE/GREEN GOBLIN (WILLEM DAFOE)

SPIDERMAN - 2002

“You've spun your last web, Spider-Man. If you had not been so selfish, your little girlfriend's death would have been quick and painless, but now that you've really pissed me off, I'm gonna finish her nice and slow. MJ and I, we're gonna have a hell of a time!”

#68. BENEDICT (CHARLES DANCE)

LAST ACTION HERO - 1993

“Here, in this world, the bad guys can win! ”

#67. CRUELLA DE VIL (BETTY LOU GARSON)

101 DALMATIANS - 1961

“I live for furs. I worship furs! After all, is there a woman in all this wretched world who doesn't?”

#66. ED ROONEY (JEFFREY JONES)

FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF - 1986

“Come here doggy! Look what Uncle Ed's got for you, you little fucker!”

#65. CAPTAIN HOOK (DUSTIN HOFFMAN)

HOOK - 1991

“Oh, I hate being disappointed, Smee. And I hate living in this flawed body. And I hate living in Neverland. And I hate... I hate... I *hate* Peter Pan!

#64. NOSFERATU (MAX SHRECK)

NOSFERATU - 1922

“Is this your wife? What a lovely throat”

#63. STANSFIELD (GARY OLDMAN)

LEON: THE PROFESSIONAL - 1994

“Death is... whimsical... today”

#62. ELEANOR SHAW ISELIN (ANGELA LANSBURY)

THE MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE - 1962

“And then when I take power, they will be pulled down and ground into dirt for what they did to you. And what they did in so contemptuously underestimating me. ”

#61. SGT. BARNES (TOM BERENGER)

PLATOON - 1986

“Shut up! Shut up and take the pain! Take the pain! ”

#60. DON RAFAEL MONTERO (STUART WILSON)

THE MASK OF ZORRO - 1998

“I'm sorry that I could not protect this country from the peasants who have overrun it. I'm sorry that I couldn't make you love me. And I'm sorry that I have to leave you without a husband”

#59. WARDEN NORTON (BOB GUNTON)

THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION - 1994

"I believe in two things: discipline and the Bible. Here you'll receive both. Put your trust in the Lord; your ass belongs to me. Welcome to Shawshank."

#58. DANIEL PLAINVIEW (DANIEL DAY-LEWIS)

THERE WILL BE BLOOD - 2007

“And my straw reaches acroooooooss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake... I... drink... your... milkshake! I drink it up!”

#57. CLAYTON (BRIAN BLESSED)

TARZAN - 1999

“Sorry for the rude welcome, but I couldn't have you making a scene when we put your furry friends in their cages”

#56. IVAN KORSHUNOV (GARY OLDMAN)

AIR FORCE ONE - 1997

“Your national security advisor has just been executed. He's a very good negotiator. He bought you another half hour”

#55. ERIC QUALEN (JOHN LITHGOW)

CLIFFHANGER - 1993

"Kill a few people, they call you a murderer. Kill a million and you're a conqueror."

#54. STANLEY KOWALSKI (MARLON BRANDO)

A STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE - 1951

“You think I'm gonna interfere with you?... You know, maybe you wouldn't be bad to interfere with”

#53. NEIL FLETCHER (DAVID WENHAM)

AUSTRALIA - 2008

“Very dangerous place out here, even for locals like the Drover and the little creamy. You with me? Anyway you ought to think about it, Lady Ashley. After all, pride's not power.”

#52. MARY JONES (MO'NIQUE)

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